When The Cows Come Home

Cows on the American roadside are a pretty common occurrence. Everyone from dairies to restaurants employ them as enticing pieces of lawn sculpture. However, spotting a cow at over 15-feet tall standing in someone's front yard calls for further investigation.

Extreme heat causes gases to rapidly expand in cows after they die.
As a result, they explode.
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Next to the utterly big beast in Georgia is the "Down By The Cow" consignment store. It is a Salvation Army drastically led astray. The isles wind themselves all over some woman's front lawn who is more than happy to aid in an explanation.

"That cow has been there, oh, at least twenty years," she tells Back on Tack. The man who lives there (no name given) just liked it, so he bought it."

Her words are heavily accented by southern drawl that seems to only intensify as she is antagonized by a six-year-old daughter.

"Ask anyone in Savannah. They all know the giant cow."

A prime (rib) example of cows as commercial sirens is the herd at Hilltop Steak House in Saugus, MA.
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And so do the eyes of the world after a film crew shooting a western movie in the area enlisted the cow as a stand-in.

"They just pulled right up on in here and put it on a trailer."

When hurricane Floyd came ashore the breathtaking bovine took a blow from a tree limb that fell on it. No visible handicaps were incurred and the cowrageous beast remains a true moover and milk shaker.

Big Cow
Highway 17 North
Garden City, GA

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