Roadside Distractions is an ever-growing collection of pit stops without a purpose. They are the buildings whose billboards enticed us to stop and the architectural oddities that beg for our attention.

Alabama

  • Rice Paves A Road To Hell
  • Lost Luggage Pound
  • That's The Brakes
  • Bumper To Bumper Chicken
  • 450 Miles Of Crap
  • DeSoto Stumbles On Alabama
  • Truck-Kab-Bob
  • Fruity Water Retention

    Florida

  • Shelling Out Donations
  • One For The Road - Celebrating Souvenirs
  • Holiday In The Sun
  • Jurassic Polk
  • The No Named Dane
  • Cheap Thrills On A Hill
  • Returning To The Future
  • Cruising On The Redneck Riviera
  • Old Haunts
  • Pop Goes The Skyline
  • Tower Of Tupperware
  • Dumbo Does Dixie
  • Cut Down At The Big Bamboo
  • A Man And His Moat
  • Off We're Gonna Shuffle
  • For Richard Or Po'er
  • From Grove To Gravel
  • OBT, Yeah You Know Me
  • Going to Tamiami
  • Col. Tom Parker Goes To The Dogs
  • Boking Up The Right Tree
  • Paradise Lost And Found
  • Jesus Gets Jungle Fever
  • Tower Of Titles
  • Virgin Mary Does Windows
  • Fowl Odors
  • No Mans Land
  • Florida Chills Out
  • Divers Wanted
  • Mobile Shell Station
  • Soaking Up The Tack
  • Florida's Missing Masterpiece
  • To Shell And Back
  • Snakes Alive!
  • Rock Of Ages
  • Down In The Dumps
  • Orange You Glad You Stopped By
  • A Friend In Kneed
  • Sole Man
  • Shot Through The Heart
  • Swan Song
  • A Cut Above
  • T & Alien
  • Marineland Looks To Make A Splash At 65
  • Hotel Holds Golden Glow

    Georgia

  • Got A Rocket In My Parking Lot
  • Doing The Wave
  • When The Cows Come Home
  • Get Your Rocks Off
  • The Boy From Uncle

    Louisiana

  • Heads Will Roll

    Maine

  • Down The Hatch
  • Sleep To A Tee
  • Frosting On The Cake House
  • Been Through The Desert In A State They Call Maine

    Massachusetts

  • Might As Well Jump
  • Hood Ornament
  • Your Battleship Has Come In
  • Everybody Knows A Name
  • Building On McBeal
  • Hancock Unhinged
  • Center Of The Universe Goes Bananas
  • Boston's Goose Is Cooked
  • A Monument To Ether
  • The Skinny On Boston's North End
  • Duck And Book Covers

    Mississippi

  • Beating The Bandits
  • Not A Whole Lott Of Love

    North Carolina

  • Horse Play
  • Tally Ho, Ho, Ho
  • Crafty Marketing

    New Hampshire

  • Everybody Must Get Stoned

    Rhode Island

  • Roger Williams Has A Woody
  • It's A Bug's Life
  • Humpty Dumpy
  • The Eyes Have It

    South Carolina

  • Show Me The Money Honey
  • Picket And Stick It
  • Fruity Water Retention
  • Plugging Away At Art

    Tennessee

  • Gothic Golf
  • Grizzly Gift Shopping
  • Hill-Billy Village Idiots
  • Hello Dolly!
  • This Ain't No Disco
  • Straight To The Point
  • Getting Back Into The Swing of Things
  • Far Out Pad

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